BROTHER BEATS BROTHER OVER BIG MACS

A western Pennsylvania man, angry that his brother ate three Big Mac sandwiches without saving him one, beat the brother and ransacked the home they share. 47-year-old Thomas Veres was charged with assault for beating up his brother, 58-year-old Matthew Veres. Police say Veres returned home Wednesday about 2:15 a.m. and went into a rage over the sandwich, knocking over appliances and furniture and throwing food. Police say Veres also beat his brother, bruising the man’s right eye and left cheek and cutting his ear.
* Yes, it was indeed a Big Mac Attack.
* Afterword, did he get the shakes?
* He’ll probably fry for this.
* Hmm … get in the car and get another Big Mac in about twelve minutes, or commit a multitude of felonies. Hmmm …
* Gee, you never see stories like this about Arby’s.
* The guy ate three Big Mac sandwiches? Something tells me the munchies were involved here.
* McDonald’s should be grateful. This is the best news story they’ve had in months.
* Do you realize if everyone on earth did this that would be around 22 billion burgers?
* Thomas and Matthew. Sounds like their parents were into the Bible.
* It even fits the Doubting Thomas part. At first Thomas was skeptical, doubting that anyone could eat three Big Macs.
* Although, with brother against brother, they should have been Cain and Able.