BRIDE POINTS GUN AT GROOM

A Tennessee bride was arrested hours after saying “I do” when she pointed a gun at her new husband. Murfreesboro police say that 25-year-old Kate Elizabeth Prichard was still in her wedding dress when she was arrested on an aggravated domestic assault charge. Prichard and her husband were arguing at a Clarion Inn motel a few hours after they were married. Both had been drinking. Witnesses reported that Prichard pulled a 9 mm pistol out of her dress, pointed it at her husband’s head and pulled the trigger. The gun wasn’t loaded. Police say Prichard then loaded a round in the chamber and fired a shot in the air.
* There could have been several accidental discharges in that scenario.
* That’s a strange take on a traditional shotgun wedding.
* Packin’ heat at your own wedding? Tough crowd!
* “I now pronounce you target and wife.”
* What part of “love and cherish” didn’t she understand?
* On the bright side, the make-up sex will be amazing.