BREAST MILK FACIAL WINDOW SMASHED

Owners of a facial bar in Boulder, Colorado, believe their window was smashed in response to a sign advertising breast milk facials. Mud Facial Bar co-owner Elizabeth Stachovic said nothing was taken and only the window with the advertisement was damaged. The window advertisement read “Introducing breast milk facial” next to a picture of a woman. Police say they have no suspects in the vandalism. Stachovic says the ad has been a conversation starter since the beginning.
* You’re telling me that not one of the Japanese businessmen lined up around the block saw who did it?
* That’d be an interesting band name: The Breast Milk Facials.
* I can see the problem. Usually the term facial refers to something else.
* Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by the degenerates who look at porn on the internet.
* The window was smashed and so was the person who thought this idea up.
* Who gives you the breast milk facial? Ms. Squirty McSquirtface?
* “Hi, I’m here for my one o’clock – whip ’em out!”
* Hey, it’s a college town. You can’t rule out the idea of random vandalism.