BLOW DART ATTACK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE

Authorities say two pedestrians were hit by blow darts while walking across the Golden Gate Bridge.The California Highway Patrol says an officer patrolling the bridge on bicycle was flagged down Friday by a man who had been hit in the leg. The 5-inch long dart had sunk about two inches into the man’s skin. And as emergency personnel were speaking with the man, a woman approached them and said she too had been hit by a blow dart in the knee. Officials are looking for surveillance video of the attacks.
* Another Pygmy uprising in San Francisco?
* I’m sorry, I meant to say “Pygmy-American”.
* Getting hit with a blow dart? That really blows.
* Of course, the real stress is waiting to see if it had been dipped in poison.
* What do you call that? A drive-by blowing?
* Now Trump is banning any Australians from coming here.