AUDIO: WOMAN SETS CHEATING BOYFRIEND'S CROTCH ON FIRE
After learning her boyfriend had cheated on her with her co-worker, a woman set his crotch on fire. And she put the whole thing on YouTube. While the unfaithful man is sleeping, she creeps up on him and removes the blanket from his body. She then opens a bottle of nail polish remover and pours some of the liquid in his groin area. Then, using a lighter, she sets his underwear on fire. It takes about half a second for the boyfriend to wake up and roll around to extinguish the flames. The woman then says, “You cheating on me with my f***ing co-worker, you didn’t think I was gonna find out?'” She then tells him, in so many words, to take his things and get out.
(video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Zn5WCs5tw)
* Yet, whenever I set someone on fire, people call the cops. Life isn’t fair.
* Weird. She set his crotch on fire ’cause somebody else was setting his crotch on fire.
* It’s always a good idea to put irrefutable proof that you’ve committed first-degree battery on global media.
* We’re gonna be seeing more of this, now that all the customer data from Ashley Madison was made public.
* Of course the man was sleeping. He’s exhausted from all the sex.
* Now his penis is 50 Shades of Red.
* I’m not a relationship expert, but I think it’s time to have “the Talk.”
* Sure, he responded in half a second, but when your crotch is on fire, a half second can be a very long time.
* So there’s the burns to deal with plus, he’ll never really sleep soundly again for the rest of his life.
* Now the coworker is wearing a Hazmat suit to work.
CLIP: “Jerry Lee Lewis sings, “Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!”
