AUDIO: WOMAN CLAIMS COUSIN STARTED GARAGE FIRE
TV station WKBN in Youngstown, Ohio was interviewing a woman after an early morning fire destroyed her garage and damaged nearby houses. The reporter asked her if she knows how the fire might have happened. She tells the reporter her cousin did it. Why? Because he wants to get with her. And can’t. Because she’s married.
(video at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=141&v=BI7HeZ-WN34)
* Case solved, Sherlock.
* Is she hot? How hot is she, on a scale of one to a flaming garage?
* He must be really carrying a torch for her.
* Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Garage.
* It’s not often you get incest and arson in one TV news clip.
* I love it when families get together to rat each other out.
* Wouldn’t the reason they couldn’t get together also be because they’re cousins?
* Call me old fashioned but we still that, right?
* Who knows? Maybe the cousin can’t get with her because she’s already married to her brother.
CLIP: Woman says her cousin couldn’t get with her.
