AUDIO: THE SINGING MATH TEACHER

We don’t know where this happened. We certainly don’t know WHY this happened. But it happened. A teacher of what looks like high schoolers decided, on the first day of school on Tuesday, to introduce herself and describe her math class by singing it. One student recorded it on their cell phone – 7 minutes worth of cringe-worthy, karaoke-quality singing.
(full video – and it’s worth watching a little more of it – here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZjqZmq5sx4)
* Sometimes menopause hits like a ton of bricks.
* Simon Cowell personally took time out to call her and say how awful she sings.
* It’s like a lost episode of “The Office”.
* After sitting through this, anything – including math – will be a breeze.
* Time to update the employee drug testing program.
* The sad part is you know the teacher was thinking, “This will really make the kids think I’m cool.”
* Right during the 7 minute performance the drop-out rate suddenly spiked.
* Wow, the first day of school and it’s already been a very long year.
CLIP: A bit of the singing teacher.
http://morningsidekick.com/prep/wp-content/uploads/09-08-SingingTeacher.mp3