AUDIO: OLD MAN DIES DURING LAP DANCE
An elderly man died while receiving a lap dance at a strip club in Texas. Robert Gene White, 67, was enjoying the talent at the Red Parrot in El Paso. The dancer noticed Mr. White was unresponsive when she finished her dance, and initially thought he could have been trying to get out of paying his bill by faking death. When they realized he was in trouble, they began performing CPR, to no avail.
* “No, no! Mouth-to-MOUTH, Tiffany!! Mouth-to-mouth!”
* They tried to use the defibrillator paddles, but it turned out it was just a pair of regular wooden paddles.
* Well, he had a happy ending. I hope.
* So he didn’t have to pay. Lucky stiff.
* Lap dance? More like LAST dance.
* That was his last lap – around the racecourse of life.
* I’ll say this: if you ever go the the Red Parrot in El Paso, Texas, you want THAT dancer.
* Hey, at least he died staring at something he loved.
* Why not get the dancer to perform at the funeral as a tribute?
* And he didn’t do the Walk of Life. He just sat there dead.
* Another song tribute? “Out in the Red Parrot club in El Paso, he fell in love with a lap-dancing girl.”
CLIP: Our classic “Club Bolshoi” parody spot.
