AUDIO: MAN SHOPLIFTS GUITAR IN PANTS
Fort Worth, Texas, police say a man walked out of a Guitar Center music store with a guitar hidden in his pants. On January 18, the unidentified man was captured on a security camera walking around the store. He can be seen picking up the guitar and stuffing it underneath his clothes. After about 30 seconds, he walks away with his hands in his pockets. Guitar Center says the Tobacco Sunburst Fender guitar underneath his clothes lists for $1,549.
* But the rest of the stuff in his pants was junk.
* Police describe him as “high-strung”.
* What an f-hole.
* The pants? Chord-uroy.
* Well, good improvisational skills, I suppose.
* That’s one less Paul for the store.
* Should he should have tried something smaller like a ukulele.
* Or maybe a nice mandolin.
* And that’s the only time a man would want something smaller in his pants.
* I question the phrase “a guitar hidden in his pants.” Wasn’t it more like a “guitar not really hidden in his pants”?
CLIP: Speaking of music stores … here’s our classic “Wilbur Music 2-Day Sale” parody spot.
