AUDIO: GUY BANNED FROM BUS FOR REEKING OF POT
Matthew Little has been banned from the Kitsap, Washington bus transit system for six months, because he smells like pot. (* note: it helps to read his quotes in a stoner voice) “From time to time, I smell like I just smoked some marijuana, probably because I just did,” Little acknowledged. Kitsap Transit alleged that Little’s odor “unreasonably disturbs others”. A Kitsap Transit spokesman said that the bus ban isn’t just about the smell. The transit agency first took action against Little in June, after he violated bus-riding rules on four days. He also opened an emergency hatch on a bus, smoked pot in the bus zone and yelled at the bus drivers. Little is fuming. “Out of the blue, I’m kicked off your buses for six months? How do I get to my doctor’s?” he asked.
* I’m betting he could fly there on most days.
* Do you know how bad you have to smell to get kicked off a public bus?
* Overall though he seemed to be pretty mellow about the suspension.
* When he says “from time to time” he smells like pot, I’m guessing around 10 times a day.
* This guy has “wake and bake” written all over him.
* A 6-month suspension? Talk about a buzz kill.
CLIP: The “B.O.” sounder.
