AUDIO: COUPLE ATTACKED BY HORMONAL CAT
A Stamford, Connecticut, man called police last Wednesday to report his cat was attacking him. Mohammed Lokman made the call at around 1:30 a.m. to say he could not get into his home because his nearly 8-pound cat was being too aggressive. Lokman said the cat had a kitten the night before and said she was acting fine until late morning. He said it wasn’t until he came in from outside and changed his clothes that the cat tried to attack him. He then locked the cat in another room, but it attacked again. “We cannot move. We cannot do anything. It’s so aggressive and so mean,” said Lokman. Lokman said he and his wife were sitting in their car in a parking lot because they could not get into their home. They were advised to stay away from the cat for the rest of the night. The couple was eventually able to get back inside. By Thursday, Lokman reported that he, the cat and the kitten are all fine. He said in a year and a half he never had a problem with the cat, and he’s still not sure why it reacted that way.
* What a pussy!
* Where’s the guy from “My Cat From Hell” when you need him?
* The cat attacked him after he came in and changed his clothes. So I’m guessing pajamas with mice on them.
* He locked the cat in another room, but it attacked again? What – after picking the lock with its claws?
* I’m guessing it had something to do with having the kitten. Your thoughts?
* That kitten must have been thinking, “Wow, Mom’s a real bad-ass.”
* I bet the cat got over being mad right around the time the owner usually opened the can of cat food.
* It’s like with Siegfried and Roy. Everything was cool with the tigers until one day when it wasn’t.
CLIP: The 911 call.
