SURGERY CURES GORILLA OF CONSTIPATION

A constipated 49-year-old lowland gorilla at the Topeka Zoo in Kansas is recovering after having surgery. Zoo staff said that Tiffany had not been acting like herself, and was losing her appetite. The surgery was performed to determine why she had been reluctant to eat. Tiffany underwent the procedure Wednesday. A significant amount of stool was found in her colon and was flushed out.
* After last week’s news of neo-Nazi idiots and the mess in the White House, we thought everyone is due for a nice animal story about a constipated gorilla.
* It had gotten so bad, Tiffany had to throw another gorilla’s feces at the zoo visitors.
* Hello???!!! I can’t be the only one who’s aware of the relationship between green bananas and constipation.
* They should have just fed Tiffany some food from the zoo concessions. That stuff sure opens things up.