METH HEAD THOUGHT "THE PURGE" WAS HAPPENING

In Kansas City, a man arrested Saturday for throwing bricks from atop an abandoned building told police he had done methamphetamine and believed “the purge” was about to happen. Jeremy Perkins, 27, told police he had done meth the night before and climbed a tree and onto the roof of the building. He said someone had told him “the purge” was happening, a reference to “The Purge,” a 2013 horror film where all criminal acts are temporarily decriminalized and society plunges into violent chaos.
* Well … last Saturday in Charlottesville. I’m just sayin’.
* He thought he was in “The Purge”, now he’s in “Let’s Go To Prison”.
* How about he gets purged of drugs?
* He’s gonna wish he could purge himself of his cellmate.
* I’ve seen “The Purge” and, believe me, it was not “happening”.