AUDIO: MAN BRAINS BROTHER OVER HAVING TO SHARE TACO BELL

Angry that he would have to share his Taco Bell tacos with his twin brother – who brought the takeout food home – an Athens, Alabama man grabbed a baseball bat and struck his sibling in the head. The victim said that he went to a Taco Bell and brought back some food for both of them. But when Tyler Dukes, the victim’s 19-year-old twin brother, realized that he would have to share the tacos, he became “irate” and hit him with the bat. Dukes was charged with second-degree assault.
* The weird part? When his head was hit by the bat, it made the Taco Bell gong sound. (see clip below)
* Was he at least allowed to walk to first base?
* On the bright side, now we know which one is the Evil Twin.
* They were both eating Taco Bell. There are two victims here.
* He’s lucky he didn’t bring home a Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast. (Because of baseball, you see.)
CLIP: The Taco Bell sound effect.