THE CHEETOS RESTAURANT

In a promotional stunt, Cheetos announced plans to open “The Spotted Cheetah,” a fine-dining pop-up restaurant in New York City. The restaurant will be serving up Cheetos-inspired fare for a limited time only, from August 15 to 17. The three-course menu will have feature items ranging from $8 to $22. Celebrity chef Anne Burrell will be making culinary creations such as:
– Cheetos Crusted Fried Pickles
– Spicy Cheetos Nachos
– Cheetos Meatballs
– Flamin’ Hot and White Cheddar Mac n’ Cheetos
– Cheetos Mix-ups Crusted Chicken Milanese
– Spicy Cheetos Nachos
– Flamin’ Hot Limón Chicken Tacos
– Cheetos Sweetos Sweet and Salty Cookies
– White Cheddar Cheetos
– Cheetos Sweetos Apple Crepe
– Cheetos Sweetos Crusted Cheesecake
* In case of crumbs – wear something orange.
* Boy, the definition of ‘fine dining’ has sure changed, just from yesterday.
* So, what wine pairs well with Cheetos Crusted Fried Pickles?
* It sounds like a Stoner’s Cookbook, no?
* I thought the point of snacks in a bag was that you didn’t have to cook them?