BURGLAR FORGETS TO FLUSH, LEAVING DNA THAT LED TO HIS ARREST

Investigators say a suspect accused of burglarizing a California, home took a bathroom break in the middle of the job, leaving DNA evidence in the toilet that led to his arrest. The suspect did not flush during last October’s break-in in the city of Thousand Oaks. This allowed investigators to collect evidence to conduct a DNA profile. That profile matched another DNA profile in a national database and detectives tracked down the suspect at his home. Andrew David Jensen was arrested July 28 on suspicion of burglary.
* What’s worse, he didn’t even light a match.
* It’s awful when you have a nervous tummy on the job.
* When the cops showed up, did he crap his pants?
* For awhile he was Public Enemy Number 1, or Number 2. They’re not really saying what he left behind.
* You’d think he could have used one of those Thousand Oaks to pee behind before breaking into the house.
* Now his career as a burglar is down the toilet.
* Soon to be a yucky episode of “Criminal Minds”.