BEAR TRASHES CAR, TAKES IT FOR A RIDE

A bear broke into an SUV early last Friday in Durango, Colorado, and took it for a short ride, rolling the Subaru out of a driveway and crashing it into a mailbox. Authorities figure that after the bear broke into the car, it likely released the parking brake somehow. The bear defecated in the car. It also ripped up the interior of the vehicle. It pulled the steering wheel straight off the shaft, busted out the back window and ripped the radio out of the dash.
* The guy must have had it tuned to Limbaugh.
* See what happens when you text while driving?
* This is going to need more than a Little Tree air freshener.
* This one was dumber than the average bear.