MAN TRIES TO GET INTO SHOWER WITH WOMAN, DOES DISHES

On Wednesday morning, a man allegedly sneaked into a house in Hackensack (* ack-ack acK-aCK-ACK!), New Jersey, took off his clothes and tried to get into the shower with one of the women who lives in the house. The woman said a stranger pulled back the shower curtain as she was inside and started taking off his clothes. The man, identified as James King, of Queens (* !), left the bathroom when the woman threatened to call police. But he didn’t leave the home. When police arrived, they found King in the kitchen washing dishes.
* Wow. When did total strangers start getting nice again?
* He’s been charged with Breaking and Tidying.
* “Hey, when you’re done with the dishes, how about vacuuming the first floor?”
* Hey, buddy – if you’re listening, call the station and let me give you my address. My place is a wreck.
* (Female member of your team) The same thing happened in MY house last night! Only it was my husband.
* Like the old saying, cleanliness is next to creepiness.