ONE-ARMED MACHETE CLOWN ARRESTED

A man accused of drunkenly strolling down a road in Hollis, Maine, wearing a black-hooded sweatshirt and a clown mask and brandishing a machete taped to his amputated arm has been arrested. 31-year-old Corey Berry was arrested Tuesday and charged with criminal threatening. Police say Berry was first spotted in Hollis but then fled into the woods. He was taken into custody after re-emerging in Waterboro. Police say Berry was intoxicated but cooperative. He told officers that he was copying previous clown sightings as a prank.
* Man, these retired Ringling Circus clowns are having a rough time of it.
* One-Armed Machete Clown – available for hire for Goth birthday parties!
* With that machete on his arm, I bet he has no problem getting a seat in a crowded clown car.
* One clown yells, “Shotgun!”, and he yells, “Machete!!”
* Why the machete and not, say, a bottle of seltzer?
* I’m thinking he used to be Two-Armed Machete Clown, until the machete accident.