MUGGERS STEAL VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY

In San Francisco last Thursday, a 20-year-old man was mugged and the two assailants made off with his ventriloquist dummy. The victim’s injuries were not believed to be life threatening. The suspects are believed to be between 25 and 30 years old.
* Be on the lookout for three dummies.
* The victim was able to give his statement to the police while sipping on a glass of water.
* On the upside, the muggers saved that kids from a lifetime of ventriloquism.