70-YEAR-OLD ARRESTED FOR PROSTITUTION

A senior citizen was arrested at a Florida massage parlor after an undercover sting. Sun Hee Gribat, 70, was arrested Tuesday at Jax Therapy in Jacksonville, after she offered to perform a sex act after giving a massage. The hour-long massage cost $70, police report said, and an additional service in the form of a sex act was offered for another $60. Gribat was charged with prostitution and practicing massage therapy without a license.
* So Gribat offered to grab it.
* “Me love you long time – like, three minutes.”
* The customer must have been thinking, “Wow, do I really look that desperate?”
* “Dirty Grandpa 2: Dirty Grandma.”
* The Greatest Generation, or the Horniest Generation?
* So glad this isn’t television.