WHITE HOUSE SWING SET REMOVED, DONATED

The Obama daughters’ backyard swing set was donated to a local organization serving those in need, a White House official confirmed Thursday. It was first offered to the Trump family before being donated, the official said, but they declined. The swing set, which was paid for by the family, was installed in March 2009, the family’s first spring in the White House. It has swings, a climbing wall, rope ladder, rope swing and a slide. Daughters Sasha and Malia, 7 and 10 years old at the time, “squealed with delight” upon seeing the swing set when it first arrived.
* They played on it once, then went back to video games, just like your kids.
* At least Joe Biden got a lot of use out of it.
* After Trump declined, Obama had the nuts and bolts tightened back the right way again.
* Trump will replace it with a swing set made of solid gold.
* Meanwhile, President Clinton didn’t have a swing set, but he was into swinging.
* I bet Michelle’s garden is on the way out too.
* We don’t want anything resembling a slide at the White House. Not in this economy.