BOY TRANSCRIBES ENTIRE "BEE MOVIE" SCREENPLAY ONTO XMAS CARD FOR GIRLFRIEND

As a broadly romantic gesture, Conner Fastenau, a college freshman at Baylor University, hand-wrote the entire Bee Movie screenplay – in very small print – for his girlfriend Nicole this Christmas. Bee Movie is a 2007 animated movie written and starring Jerry Seinfeld. The screenplay is available online. He said he spent roughly three hours painstakingly writing out the full script of that animated movie where a human woman and a bee fall in love. “It was absolutely worth it. It got her a good laugh, so it was worth it,” Fastenau said.
* Doctos say the writer’s cramp should dissipate by spring.
* Then he said, “Wait a minute – the screenplay is available ONLINE???”
* Sure, the girlfriend laughed but in a “I need a new boyfriend” kind of way.
* Then she said, “Okay, now where’s my real gift?”
* This was a romantic gesture? So I guess it is true: romance is dead.
* Did he happen to mention why he would do this or is that just one of love’s many mysteries?
* Oh well, I guess writing small will really come in handy if he ever has to write a pre-nup.

* PHONE TOPIC: My big romantic gesture.