BOYFRIEND ATTACKED FOR NOT BUYING GIRLFRIEND A MANICURE

Authorities arrested a Fort Myers, Florida, woman they say cut her boyfriend because he wouldn’t pay for her to have her hair and nails done for her birthday. Crystal Garlin, 32, was upset and grabbed a knife as they argued last Friday, police say. Her boyfriend’s wrist was cut as he was trying to take the knife away. She was charged with battery.
* The Case of the Maniacal Manicure.
* They really should charge the boyfriend with misdemeanor cheapskate.
* “Oh, but honey… you’re beautiful just the way you are – all crazy-eyed and swinging that knife at me.”
* Hey, you two – get a room! An emergency room.
* So other than that, did she have a nice birthday?
* I bet she was trying to give him some free male grooming with that knife, if you know what I mean.
* Just another slice of life in Florida.
* Now here’s Bryan Adams with “Cuts Like a Knife”.
* All I know is she could relax a little.
* She’s taking high maintenance to a whole new level.
* I know some people get cranky on their birthdays but this is ridiculous.
* Just think: If she serves a year she could be out by her birthday next year.