AUDIO: PASTOR GOES TO MALL, YELLS "THERE IS NO SANTA"
Pastor Dave Grisham from Last Frontier Evangelism in Amarillo, Texas, kindly took it upon himself to go to a mall and announce to the kids that there is no Santa Claus. After a minute or so, he was confronted by several dads and asked to leave. (video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xqD9-9RA0)
* And everyone was instantly converted. Thanks, Pastor Buzzkill!
* I suppose next he’ll say there’s no such thing as UFOs.
* This would have been a great scene in the Bad Santa sequel.
* First the pastor mouths off, then Billy Bob Thorton puts his lights out.
* “Killjoy on 34th Street.”
* The Last Frontier Evangelism? I thought space was the final frontier.
* I believe in Santa Claus but I do have my doubts about the Tooth Fairy.
* It seemed to work when I was a kid, but when I lost two teeth in a bar fight – nothing.
* You’d think religious people would be the last ones who’d want to take a good hard look at reality.
* PHONE TOPIC: Does this guy have a right to do this?
CLIP: Pastor Grisham announces that there is no Santa.
