ELECTION FALLOUT: MALL SANTA FIRED FOR MAKING HILLARY JOKE

A shopping mall Santa Claus in Sanford, Florida, was fired for telling a 10-year-old girl that Hillary Clinton was on his “naughty list.” A mom told mall management she brought two of her children to the Seminole Town Center to see Santa Tuesday night. As her daughter was sitting in Santa’s lap, he told her she was on his “nice list” and then asked her if she knew who was on his “naughty list.” When her daughter asked who, Santa said “Hillary Clinton” and laughed. The woman wrote about the encounter in a Facebook post, and also noted that that her daughter – THE GIRL SITTING ON SANTA’S LAP – supported Clinton in the presidential election, as she did. By the time the mother called the mall to complain, Santa had been replaced.
* But it’s so funny when Billy Bob Thornton does stuff like this in “Bad Santa”.
* Naughty list? Should have gone with Anthony Weiner.
* Not only does the mall Santa support Trump, he can stick his foot in his mouth just like Trump, too.
* Anyway, it kind of was evened out, ’cause the elves were wearing buttons that said “Not My President.”
* You know what this mother needs for Christmas? A pair of pliers. To remove the stick up her butt.
* It gets weirder. You know who the mall Santa was? Chris Christie.
* And what he’s doing down in Sanford, Florida, I’ll never know.
* I think we should pick a date when we’re going to get over this election. How’s next week for you?
* No wait. Better make it this week or the family fights during Thanksgiving are going to be off the charts.