DRIVER FLEES HIT & RUN, IS HIT BY TRAIN, RUNS

A 25-year-old Lynn, Massachusetts, man is under investigation for a hit & run accident Wednesday night. Instead of staying to exchange information, the driver took off. He then tried to cross a set of train tracks with the crossing guards down, and became stuck. That’s when a commuter train hit his car. After the crash, the driver and a passenger both ran away.
* Clever plan, boys.
* Man, timing is everything, huh?
* Let’s review the concept of crossing gates at train tracks.
* He got to be the hitter and the hit-ee.
* So it was more like one hit and run followed by an even bigger hit and another run.
* And that’s when the meteor landed on them.
* If only they had TAKEN the commuter train that day.
* Imagine being the other driver: “Hey, don’t leave. Stay here … (WHAM as the train hits the car.) Okay, never mind.”
* You’d have to forgive the other driver if there was a little gloating after that.
* That’s what you call Instant Karma, folks.