HOOKER WANTED $60, NACHOS

Police in Beaver Township (!), Ohio, busted a suspected prostitute and her male companion during a sting after she advertised sexual services on backpage.com. An undercover officer responded to the ad and arranged a meeting. The prostitute demanded that he bring $50 … and some nachos. Sadly, when the cop showed up to bust her, he didn’t bring any nachos. He reported that the woman “asked three or four times where her nachos were.” The woman, Crystal Hotlosz, 36, was arrested and charged with solicitation. She had a driver with her, identified as Mark Robbins, who was charged with promoting prostitution.
* “You bring the nachos – I’ll provide the taco.”
* What a cheesy operation.
* I bet he could have negotiated her down to 40 bucks and a soft pretzel.
* They call the guy with her a “male companion” and her “driver” but can we be real here? He’s her pimp.
* I didn’t get my PC talking points this morning. Are you saying we can no longer call someone a pimp?
* I’ve had it with this polite talk: He’s a pimp and she’s a nacho-loving whore. There … I feel better.
* Now the judge is saying he’ll give her parole for $50 and a chicken enchilada.
* And it would have to be in Beaver Township, wouldn’t it?