THE ANNUAL VICTORIA'S SECRET BRA THEFT STORY

New Hampshire police are asking for help from the public in identifying a man and a woman who are believed to have stolen 68 bras worth almost $4,000 from Victoria’s Secret. Surveillance video from the store at the Steeplegate Mall in Concord shows two people shoveling the bras into a bag on Oct. 14. Employees believe the two have been involved in thefts from other Victoria’s Secret stores in New Hampshire.
* If you identify them, do you win a booby prize?
* Stolen bras. I find this story uplifting.
* 68 bras, $4,000. But the wholesale price from China is about three bucks each.
* Surveillance footage from a Victoria’s Secret place. I see possibilities here.
* Just keep the cameras out of the dressing rooms, you perverts.
* These things happen. Don’t get your panties in a bunch about it.
* Victoria’s Secret doesn’t quite fit my image of New Hampshire, but so be it.
* It’s always the square states that turn out to be the kinkiest.
* In a related story, more women in New Hampshire have decided to go braless.