AUDIO: MAN TRAVELS THE WORLD EATING PIZZA

Phil Duncan, of Seattle, Washington, travels the world and, as he does, tries to eat as many pizza slices as possible. His obsession started when he was traveling a lot, and he uploaded travel pics on Instagram. Then he noticed his friends were liking his pizza photos a lot more than the general pictures, so he continued to showcase all the pizza he was eating in all the countries he went to. Pizza has been important to Duncan ever since he was child. He says he eats pizza for his Christmas dinner. Last Christmas he was in Rio and managed to find a pizzeria which was open. “Pizza is just a simple and cheap meal which is absolutely everywhere. When I first started spending more time in obscure countries or cities, I thought it was funny that you could always find pizza,” he said. “Everywhere has its own little spin on what they think is good pizza and the variations are what make [it] fun to try new slices.” Duncan’s favorite slice: New York. He says, “I can’t put my finger on a certain place, but I have eaten a lot of good pizza in NYC so always have to say New York.”
* Pizza. Got it.
* This guy is half-baked.
* So, what’s his cholesterol, to the nearest thousand?
* His friends liked his pictures of pizza more than pictures about his life? Some friends.
* If only he could order a personality as a topping.
CLIP: Our classic “Vamanos Pizza” parody spot.
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