SHOPLIFTER NEEDED MONEY FOR SHOPLIFTING WIFE

Police in Winter Haven, Florida, arrested a 48-year-old man for allegedly shoplifting merchandise from a Walmart. When police asked Brian Crume why he took three packs of electrical wire and walked out without paying, he said he was going to sell the merchandise on the street because he needed the money to bail out his wife, who was arrested earlier that day, charged with shoplifting.
* Circle of life, my friend. The circle of life.
* Let me guess – she was shoplifting to make money to bail out her brother.
* And guess what he was arrested for.
* This is great. Not enough couples share an interest.
* Sadly, they both need more practice.
* Is there a big street market for electrical wire?
* This is an unusual case of a husband saying it was all the wife’s fault.
* It’s okay, I doubt if she was waiting by the cell door for her Prince Charming to come through.
* Sure, he was going to bail her out … or buy some more drugs to party with … one or the other.