STUDENT REAR-ENDS COP CAR WHILE TAKING TOPLESS SELFIE

A 19-year-old Texas A&M University student slammed into the rear of a stopped police car while taking a topless selfie. The student, Miranda Rader, also had an open bottle of wine in a cup holder next to her, the Bryan Police Department said. The accident on Wednesday caused the airbag to deploy. Police said that when the officer whose car had been hit approached Rader, she was trying to put on her blouse. “I asked her why she was not dressed while driving and she stated she was taking a Snapchat photo to send to her boyfriend while she was at a red light,” the arresting officer wrote in his report.
* Busted!
* At least she made a clean breast of it.
* Miranda, it’s Texas A & M, not Texas T & A.
* If only she had remembered the part about red lights where you stop the car.
* Did anything else swell up besides the officer’s airbag?
* Pictures or it didn’t happen.
* Her car was nearly tittled — er, TOTALED!
* And that’s how you get to be a campus legend.
* Did they read her the Miranda rights or does she already know them?
* Didn’t that hard-partying fool Johnny Manziel go here too? I’m just sayin’.
* Maybe the students at Texas A&M should try cracking a book once in a while.