MAN RUNS OVER HIMSELF, TRUCK CRASHES INTO HOUSE

Orlando, Florida, police are searching for a man who fell out of his truck before the truck crashed into a home. Investigators say the man left a strip club around 2:15 a.m. Tuesday. As he pulled out of the parking lot, he fell out of the truck, which ran over his legs. The truck then crossed the highway and crashed into a duplex. Officials say the suspect driver left his ID at the club. They’re not releasing his name, but say they’re looking for a 28-year-old man from Casselberry.
* With a limp.
* Man! That truck was angry with him for SOMETHING, huh?
* “That’ll teach you to curse at me every time the engine light goes on!”
* Meanwhile, the wrecked house is thinking, “What did I do?”
* It sounds like he was drunk, but let’s not be hasty. Maybe the guy was sober but he’s just really clumsy.
* 2:15 a.m. outside a strip club? Falling out of your truck and leaving your ID at the bar? Nope, I’m calling it. He was hammered.
* Hopefully he was too drunk to feel the truck run over his legs.
* See? That’s why they have seat belts. To prevent stuff like this.
* Of course you also have to know how to work a car door.