COLORADO BEAR DRIVES INTO A TREE

A bear was rescued after driving itself into a tree in the town of Grand Lake, Colorado, last Saturday. The bear was trapped inside the vehicle when it put the car in neutral, which caused it to roll and strike a tree, according to the Vail Daily. Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials were notified of the incident and the bear was released.
* When are those stupid bears going to stop forgetting to put on the parking break?
* The breathalyzer test revealed only honey on the bear’s breath.
* Although the bear is due in court on several charges, including reckless driving and driving without a valid license.
* This one was dumber than the average bear.
* Did it get a Boo-Boo?
* Police described the accident scene as “grisly.”
* Great, now the bear’s insurance is going to go way up.
* It should have called U-bear. Get it? U-bear.
* Give me a break. It’s Monday.
* This is nothing. You should have seen what happened when the bear stole a motorcycle.