HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE CRASHES INTO PEDICAB

A pedicab (a bicycle-powered cab) carrying two passengers overturned in New York City’s Central Park on Friday afternoon after it was clipped by a horse-drawn Hansom cab, witnesses said. The pedicab passengers and driver appeared to suffer minor injuries.
* In other news, it’s 1895 in New York City.
* Then the stagecoach came around the corner and piled into them.
* Ordinarily these stories happen in Amish country.
* Sounds like Horses 1, Bicycles Zero.
* At least Bono wasn’t riding his bike nearby.
* Oh sure, the horse just accidentally clipped this thing. Right.
* Fortunately the pedicab landed on a mugger and that broke the fall.
* I don’t recall this sort of thing in that “Autumn in New York” song.
* Maybe the Marilyn Manson version.