UPSET WOMAN FLASHES STORE CLERK

A clerk at a Panama City, Florida, cell phone store last week called police to report that a customer had exposed herself. The clerk said the woman and her husband had come in to pay their bill, but a $5 charge added to the $70 bill made the woman irate. The woman threatened to beat the clerk but then lifted up her dress to expose her body, which was nude from her shoulders to the floor. She “was not wearing any underwear,” the report stated. The officer called the suspect asked the woman why she would pull her dress up and expose herself? “She said she pulled up her dress because she was being overcharged.” The officer explained to her that the incident was recorded by a security camera and that a criminal charge would be pursued, and she hung up the phone. The case is still under investigation.
* Police are examining the security tape. Boy, they are examining the hell out of it.
* You could see all the way from her Sprint to her Verizon.
* This is one of those stories that can go either way depending on how hot she is.
* Maybe after she threatened to beat the clerk, she decided just to beat up his eyes.
* She pulled up her dress because she was being overcharged which makes perfect sense in a crazy, illogical kind of way.
* Maybe she’s NOT hot, and she threatened to keep herself uncovered unless the $5 charge was taken off.
* Maybe she’s used to taking off her clothes while money changes hands.
* Or she doesn’t even have enough money for underwear, so that $5 charge meant a lot.
* Any other state and this would be a good effort, but we’ve come to expect more from Florida.