WOMAN CALLS IN BOMB THREAT SO BOYFRIEND CAN AVOID URINE TEST

Police say a Winter Haven, Florida, woman made a bomb threat in an attempt to keep her boyfriend from submitting a urine sample at a probation office. 31-year-old Deniz Martinez called 911 on Tuesday, saying a man outside the office was going to “blow the building up.” Investigators determined the cellphone number belonged to Martinez, who drove 38-year-old boyfriend Jason Drake to the office earlier Tuesday. Officials say he wasn’t able to provide the urine sample and was required to stay there until he submitted a sufficient sample. Martinez was charged with making a false report about a bomb, and Drake was arrested, accused of a probation violation.
* So it all worked out then.
* He was able to pee when someone yelled “Bomb!” but unfortunately he was still sitting in the interview room.
* Let’s be fair: At least they didn’t go with the fake kidnapping story.
* I have followed the wacky news for years. To my knowledge there has never been a fake kidnapping story that worked.
* So instead, they managed to find a story that was worse than the fake kidnapping story.
* Can they get adjoining cells?
* Next up: The urine test results come back and he’s in even more trouble.