NOSE PARTIALLY BITTEN OFF

A special event at a wedding venue in Powell, Ohio, turned ugly Saturday night when someone’s nose was at least partially bitten off. Details were scarce, but Sheriff’s deputies said two people were fighting inside a dressing room at the Bridgewater Banquet and Conference Center on Sawmill Parkway, when one person bit off part of the other’s nose. Bridgewater employees declined to comment on the incident, and police aren’t releasing any other information.
* Police still have to dig deeper into the missing nose.
* So did the one person bite off the other person’s nose to spite his face?
* Most violent game of “I Got Your Nose” ever.
* It’s not so bad, except now his glasses keep falling off.
* Weddings can make a lot of people cry, but this was a cry for help.
* They were in the dressing room? That’s weird. Usually the fights are in the reception.
* Hey, if it wasn’t the bride or groom it doesn’t even count.
* One person was looking down his nose at the other, but that won’t happen again.
* How bad was it on a scale of 1 to Michael Jackson’s nose?