AUDIO: DRUNK, BEATEN MAN SINGS THEME FROM "COPS" AS HE'S BEING ARRESTED
Early Wednesday morning Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, police responded to an assault at a bar and ended up arresting one man for public intoxication. When officers arrived they found Mark Anthony Brooks, who appeared to be naked except for a torn pair of boxer-briefs he was holding around his buttocks. Brook’s face was “covered in blood and he had multiple lacerations on his knees, elbows and feet.” Police say he was belligerent, and singing “bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do.” A bar employee told police the man had been drinking at the bar the night before because it was his birthday. Officers arrested him for public intoxication.
* When he got to jail, he started singing “Folsum Prison Blues”.
* Nice birthday. Did he at least have some cake?
* “Hey, what did you get for your birthday?” “Multiple lacerations.”
* Maybe his cellmate will have a nice present for him.
* We could have a new singing reality show here.
* Instead of “The Voice” they could call it “The Bust.”
* What is it about getting really wasted that makes you take your clothes off?
* Forgive me. I forgot the torn pair of boxer-briefs he was holding around his buttocks.
* Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Watcha gonna do? We’re going to throw your ass in jail – that’s what we’re going to do.
CLIP: The theme from “Cops”.
