AUDIO: NEWLYWED COUPLE LEAVES CHICAGO AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS
A newlywed couple raised in Arizona, who have created a successful YouTube business, decided it was time to move on, so they relocated to Chicago. But one day after arriving in the “Windy City,” their big move turned into a big nightmare. Brianna and Jaelin White (* the whitest couple you will ever see!) – unpacked in their new apartment, then the couple took the train to get a bite to eat. In a YouTube video, the couple said a strange man approached and started trying to ask questions. The stranger followed the couple off the train and down the street. They darted into a Subway restaurant, hoping he’d leave them alone, but he kept looking at them through the window. When he wouldn’t leave, the couple called Uber and 9-1-1 for help. In the meantime, Jaelin tried to talk to the stranger, asking if he wanted a sandwich. Says Jaelin: “He’s like, ‘No, I’m hanging around’ in a creepy tone.” When they left the restaurant to catch their Uber, the guy clocked him. The Uber driver took them back to their car at the train station. They thought they were safe, but they were wrong. In the parking lot where their car was parked was the same guy just walking down the street. The couple thought, “Well, we’re probably going to see that guy on the train. Probably not worth it. I mean, let’s go back home.”
(full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RAZF4kJIh4)
* They should be honored. It’s not often the Mayor of Chicago gives newcomers a personal welcome to the city.
* Life in The Windy City blows more than they ever could have imagined.
* They could go back home … or to the nearest firearms store. Either way.
* Thank you for participating in Chicago, snowflakes. We’ll be sending you a Certificate of Participation in the mail.
* Maybe they also saw the story that last month was the most violent month in Chicago in 20 years. And that’s really saying something.
* So … why did they pick Chicago again?
* Wait, Jaelin asked the stalker if he wanted a sandwich? Don’t encourage them.
* Who knows? Maybe the guy was their guardian angel.
* I’m just trying to make this a little nicer.
* Next, the stalker sees this story and follows them back to Arizona.
CLIP: A SEVERELY edited version of their 16 minute story.
