MAN WALKS NAKED AROUND MOTEL

Police in Framingham, Massachusetts, arrested Alfred Henderson, 40, after he admitted he purposely walked around a Red Roof Inn naked. Early Wednesday morning, motel employees told police they were in the lobby when a fully naked man walked by carrying an ice bucket. He went to the vending machine area and returned to his room. Police knocked on his room door and were greeted by Henderson. “He said, ‘You are probably looking for me,’” according to the police report. Henderson admitted to walking around nude. When asked why, he said he was bored.
* I hope he wasn’t bored stiff.
* Bored? Okay, Framingham, Massachusetts is probably not the most exciting place in the world, but that’s still no excuse.
* “What do you think you’re doing, sir?” “Just hanging out.”
* Where was he carrying his key card?
* What an idiot. When the police find you walking around naked, the go-to answer is ‘”Ambien”.
* It figures. He’s not a genius plus he didn’t even stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
* I’m afraid to ask but what was he carrying in the ice bucket?
* At least they could tell he didn’t have a weapon.
* They don’t make “Do Not Disturb” signs for the police.
* The sign on his door read, “Do Not Disturb. I’ve got the disturbed angle covered.”