DRUNK CUSTOMER BITES OFF BARTENDER'S FINGER DURING FIGHT

Police are searching for a man who bit off a bartender’s finger after being kicked out of a San Francisco bar at closing time. Police say the suspect had been drinking at the bar in the Marina District on July 17 and tried to go back inside after it closed. When he wasn’t let in, the man tried to get in through a small window, and the bartender stopped him again. The two got into a fight after the man began kicking the door to the bar. During the confrontation, the man bit off the bartender’s ring finger. The bartender was taken to a hospital, where he was treated for an amputated finger, swollen eyes and bruises to his head.
* Fortunately, he never has to pour more than three fingers of whiskey.
* And you thought your job sucked.
* At least he wasn’t wearing an expensive ring at the time.
* Police are hoping to finger the guy who did it.
* Next time I hope the bartender counts to 9 before he gets involved.
* Look, the guy was outside already. Why go out there and turn this into a nightmare?
* I’ve heard of giving someone the finger but this is ridiculous.
* At the very least they can get the guy for cannibalism.