BRAZILIAN SOCCER STAR TERMINATED FOR TOO MUCH FARTING

Brazilian soccer star Marcelo – just Marcello – was kicked off the Lyon, France soccer team for “continuously farting and laughing” in the locker room. ESPN reports that the 34-year-old Marcelo was punished for incessantly passing gas in the dressing room and laughing. The players, the coaches and the owner had enough, and terminated his contract back in January. Marcelo now plays for Bordeaux.
* Bordeaux is currently doing pretty well in the standings, like they got a second wind.
* How does Marcello like playing for Bordeaux? He says it’s a gas.
* They knew he was quite the offensive player, they just never understood how offensive.
* Apparently, he’s quite the passer.
* Bordeaux is now a net exporter of natural gas.