NORTH KOREA BANS TIGHT JEANS, EAR PIERCING

Kim Jong Un’s regime in North Korea is cracking down on “decadent” Western fashion trends, including dyed hair, tight jeans and piercings. Reports out of the country say that North Korea’s Socialist Patriot Youth League is now directing its repressive efforts at women in their 20s and 30s who wear long hair down to their waist, dye their hair brown, wear clothing emblazoned with large foreign letters, and women who wear curve-hugging pants. Those who are spotted wearing “capitalist clothing” outdoors are taken to the Youth League’s office, where they must confess their crimes in writing. They can only be released to their homes if someone brings them more appropriate clothing.
* And yet clogs are okay.
* This is horrible, but wait’ll they get a load of what’s happening over here.
* Is it any coincidence that the Socialist Patriot Youth League abbreviates to SPY League?
* So – Mom jeans for everyone!