SQUEEZE BETWEEN TWO NUDE PEOPLE TO ENTER ART GALLERY

London’s Royal Academy of Arts will stage Serbian artist Marina Abramović’s work called “Imponderabilia”. Here’s how Imponderabilia works: a nude man and woman stand in the doorway to the gallery facing each other. Visitors need to squeeze between the two nude performers to get inside the room. The “art” comes into it when visitors are forced to choose whether to face the man or woman when squeezing through.
* Try not to rub against the man or woman’s imponderabilia.
* Imagine the Three Stooges all trying to cram through a door at once, only Larry and Curly are nude. Go ahead – imagine that.
* Guest are asked to not wear corduroy. It chafes.
* What happened to the innocent bygone days when all you had to do to pass through was answer three riddles from a troll?
* If the nude man yells, “Toll gate!” get the hell out of there.