MAN HAS EATEN AT CHIPOTLE FOR 426 CONSECUTIVE DAYS

An Ohio man set a new record by dining at his local Chipotle for 426 consecutive days, and he’s still doing it. Bruce Wayne – his real name – documented the daily trips to the Tiffin, Ohio, Chipotle on Instagram. For more than a year, Wayne posted photos of his entree and receipt as proof of his dietary dedication. Chipotle rewarded Wayne with a custom-made superhero cape and cufflinks. Chipotle communications director, Chris Arnold, said the company plans donate the money Wayne spent on his Chipotle meals to a nonprofit of his choice.
* With the way Chipotle’s business has been these past few years, you’d think they’d classify as a nonprofit.
* Don’t they realize cufflinks with a cape is a HUGE fashion no-no?
* Why don’t you throw in some suspenders while you’re at it?
* And plaid socks. Go for it.
* It’s nice to do something meaningful in life. And then there’s THIS guy.
* Technically, I’ve eaten at Starbucks every day for the past 15 years and you don’t see me bragging about it.