COULD YOU EAT A DONUT BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD IN THREE MINUTES?

Bob’s Donuts in San Francisco offers a Donut Challenge: if you can eat a giant donut – one that’s bigger than your face – in under three minutes, you get a prize. The clock starts the moment you touch your donut and stops when all of the donut is behind your teeth and you can give a smile to show there’s no donut left in your mouth. You can take your pick of which donut you’d like, with options including chocolate, plain glazed, maple, and sprinkles. If you eat the donut in under two minutes you get the $10.95 you paid for the donut refunded, a free drink, a Bob’s Donuts T-shirt, and your name added to the Hall of Fame. If you finish in under three minutes you’ll just get the T-shirt and the honor of the Hall of Fame. One person – identified as James S – ate his donut in 1 minute and 15 seconds, and currently sits at the top of the leader board.
* Never has a New Year’s resolution been broken so soon.
* Donut Challenge? More like an Obesity Challenge.
* A donut bigger than my face in three minutes? Oh, puh-leeze. Obviously, they’ve never been in this studio when one of us brings donuts.
* The real question is, could I NOT eat a donut bigger than my head in under three minutes.
* By the way, the t-shirt is more nutritious than the donut.
* If Scooby-Doo shows up, they’re out of business.