BARBER ARRESTED FOR BAD HAIRCUT

Madison, Wisconsin, police arrested a hairstylist accused for giving a 22-year-old customer a bad haircut. The victim told officers the hairstylist told him to stop fidgeting and moving his head, and then nicked his ear last Friday. When he complained, the barber then ran the electric clipper with the shortest attachment down the middle of the customer’s head, giving him a reverse Mohawk – long hair on the sides, a stripe of no hair down the middle. Police arrested 46-year-old Khaled Shabani on suspicion of mayhem and disorderly conduct.
* Not so much a Mohawk as a No-hawk.
* Sounds like a real blowout at the hair salon.
* Getting into a fight with your barber is like insulting your waiter before he brings you your soup.