UNICORN FROOT LOOPS

Unicorn Froot Loops are coming to America. Regular Froot Loops are blue, green, orange, yellow, purple and red. Unicorn Froot Loops are red, blue and purple loops with white “crunchlets” and a “magic cupcake” flavor. The cereal debuted on shelves in the U.K. in September. The product will hit store shelves in the U.S. in March. If you want an early taste, you can find Unicorn Froot Loops at the new Kellogg’s Pop Up Café located in Union Square Park in New York City.
* So at least we’ve got that to look forward to. Unicorn Froot Loops. And also, “Mama Mia 2”.
* The white “crunchlets” must be ground up unicorn horn.
* This is great for girls. Now how about Dragon Froot Loops for boys?
* I don’t know about “magic cupcakes” but I have had some mind-blowing brownies.
* England? I’m surprised theirs don’t have “magic kidney” flavor.
* Unicorns? I like my cereal grounded in reality. I’m sticking with Snap, Crackle and Pop.