WOMAN STABS ROOMMATE OVER CANDY

Authorities in Reading, Pennsylvania, say a woman stabbed her roommate during a dispute over candy, injuring the victim’s leg. The victim claims 54-year-old Tracy Mitchell was holding a pocket knife in one hand and a picture frame in the other as they argued in their apartment around 2:30 a.m. Monday morning. She says Mitchell tried to strike her with the picture frame as they both fell to the floor. As the woman tried to hold Mitchell on the ground, Mitchell stabbed her once in the leg. Mitchell left the apartment shortly afterward.
* She sounds Chunky.
* On the bright side, during the fight, they both probably burned a lot of calories.
* If only candy wasn’t such a rare and priceless commodity and regular people could get more almost anywhere.
* Fighting over candy? Gimme a break. Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar.
* I’ve heard some Whoppers in my time, but…
* She ought to sue for 100 Grand.
* Why would someone want to put a frame around candy anyway?